Yob Fined for Getting Cat Stoned on Ganja
A teenage yob who was filmed on a mobile phone forcing a neighbour’s terrified tomcat to inhale cannabis while captive in a clear plastic laundry bag – before swinging it round his head like a Gaucho’s...
View ArticleUK Stimulus Requires Peasants to Get Booze Licences
In what may well prove to be the most stupid law to be introduced since their last stupid law caused a public outcry and political brouhaha the EU’s fascist ‘Triple Six’ Department for Total Control...
View ArticleSippin’ Whiskey – Okay – but Sippin’ Beer?
A controversial Scottish brewery has launched what it described as the world’s strongest beer – with a 32% alcohol content. Tactical Nuclear Penguin – with a radioactive half-life of several centuries...
View ArticleFeds Considering Stricter Warnings on Booze Bottles
After 25 years of successful lobbying against warning label reform, Big Tobacco suffered a major defeat this week when the FDA announced that starting in 2012 cigarettes would sport new graphic labels...
View ArticleNine Foods to Eat to Prevent a Hangover
You know how it is when you’ve had too much to drink. You want anything you can find to counteract the poison, so you do anything you can to feel better. Or do you? But there are actual things you can...
View Article7-11 Guy Says You Drink Too Much (comic)
If you’ve ever wondered if you’re drinking too much, look inwards, towards your liver, and find the answers. If that doesn’t work, you can also just wait until the people selling you your poison of...
View ArticleDrunk Telephone Pole Hits Pedestrian
WASHINGTON, D.C. – Capitol Hill is under lockdown after reports that an intoxicated telephone pole hit a pedestrian walking by his position on Constitution Avenue. The assault allegedly occurred early...
View ArticleThe Biggest Boozer Tossed After Two Episodes
It’s official: the Biggest Boozer has been canceled. This whale puke of a summer replacement only made two pilot episodes before producers mercifully pulled the plug. “We know the contract says you get...
View ArticleAlcoholism and Mommy Issues Meet in the Crosshairs (comic)
If you’ve ever had the opportunity to tele-commute, you surely know the joys of being drunk at work. Today, our resident cartoonist Brian K. White takes it to a new level by adding it to a whole...
View ArticleStudy: Men Will Say Anything for Sex Opportunity (comic)
If you’ve ever tasted alcohol, you know what it’s like to crave a sub-desirable person of the opposite sex, and if you’ve ever gotten to know them well enough, you know what it is to lie about who you...
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